My nemesis

The vending machine on my floor at work has magical powers. You see, whenever someone walks by it the lights turn on as if to say:

"Pssst, hey you...I know you weren't thinking about me but that all changed when I lit up and you couldn't keep your eyes off of me and all of my delicious goodies. Come on, you know you want those peanut m&m's!"

Seriously, it would be much easier to avoid temptation if that stupid light wasn't triggered to go on only if someone passed by it.  It says it's doing that because it's more green this way but really I think it's just the vending machine owner trying to get more business.  Anyway, I hate this machine.  It taunts me at least 5 times a day.

You have no power over me, you stupid blinking vending machine!